What did I tell you about the Wii version of Guitar Hero 5?

In other news, a tourist, lost in the wilderness for a year or so, has been confirmed deceased today.  The tourist, known only as Guitar Hero’s Artistic Direction, was confirmed dead by sad news.  Family are said to be “indifferent” to their loss.

In other news, well, we’re still going to buy it, so who cares?  Not Activision’s accountants, certainly.