Mayans got it wrong: world to end in four days

Several meticulous hours in MS Paint

Or at least that’s one of the wild theories I’m starting based on the unexplained countdown Bioware has put on its website, as well as the websites for Mass Effect 2 and and Dragon Age: Origins.

It’s due to expire Monday morning US time and in the absence of any official explanations, people have been coming up with all sorts of fun theories.  It doesn’t coincide with the release date of any already-announced DLC for Mass Effect or Dragon Age so people are speculating that it might be further DLC or, more likely, the announcement of a new game – possibly the “new next gen game” listed in the site’s navigation.

That sounds like a solid theory – but it’s got the downside of being absolutely zero fun.  So let’s jump on the bandwagon and come up with some stupid theories of our own!  Here goes:

• The countdown is never actually intended to reach zero: with two minutes left on the clock it’ll stop and Iron Maiden’s 2 Minutes to Midnight will play on all the company’s websites.
• The company will be releasing an officially-sanctioned compilation of Wrex / Shepard fan fiction.
• The announcement of an exciting new joint venture with Sheridan which will produce Dragon Age branded rat blankets.
• A public address system glitch has resulted in Europe’s The Final Countdown being played non-stop for the past week at Bioware’s offices, causing the staff to snap.
• Bioware staff got a fantastic bulk deal on desk calendars.  Unfortunately, they’re missing a few days and the company’s plans for the BEST APRIL FOOL’S DAY PRANK EVAR!!1!!!!1! will result only in confusion and annoyance among the gaming public rather than the planned epic lulz.

Feel free to speculate wildly in the comments field.  Or you could just wait four days and find out for real but where’s the lulz in that?  Watch it yourself with bated breath at the Bioware site.

The company really wants to take over news pages today, BTW.  One of its developers, Christina Norman, has been tweeting about starting work on something called “Project Wombat” for Mass Effect 3.  Apparently the limited ammo system for Mass 2 was dubbed “Project Sasquatch” while it was in the works, so it’s safe to assume the name means nothing.  Or … does it?  Read for yourself.