LeChuck's Revenge is a dish best served cold

A year or so ago when I reviewed The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition, I tacked a little comment on to my suggestion to purchase saying that we should all buy ourselves a copy to ensure that LeChuck’s Revenge: Special Edition was made.  Given LucasArts’ fine tradition of recycling their IPs I’m not sure what inside me ever considered that they wouldn’t deliver a special edition of the sequel, but a little over a year later and here I am sitting in front of a spectacularly re-rendered version of Monkey 2.

The game begins with Guybrush Threepwood (purveyor of fine leather jackets) stuck on the lawless Scabb Island, continuing his search for the mythical treasure of Big Whoop … but then you already know that story, and I’m sure almost 95% of people who end up buying MI2:SE do too.  The Monkey Island games are undeniably pure genius, but their continued creation relies on the fact that nostalgic gamers like myself will shell out the cash unquestioningly.  Luckily the brand new Monkey 2 will only set you back ~$10 however, a price that more than equals it’s value in lingering nostalgia alone.

But if the nostalgia isn’t enough then what you’ll be paying for is a completely voice acted, re-rendered, re-orchestrated, widescreen version of the original game, with a couple of neat little extras thrown in.  If you played Monkey Island: Special Edition then you know just what to expect … and if you haven’t played Monkey Island: Special Edition then why are you even considering buying it’s sequel? (more…)

Magic made by Maya Pixelskaya

I spend an inordinate amount of time trawling the internet for nerdy things to buy or collect. So in an effort to circumvent spending all my money and to bring a little bit of link spam to Armchair Diplomat, I’ve decided to share that joy with you by way of a Geekly Roundup! To the Internet!

Hailing from Madrid, Maya Pixelskaya has made some amazing LucasArts themed paraphenalia. I found her site through her clever Day of the Tentacle tie (see left), only to find such wonders as Indiana Jones cakes, Maniac Mansion sneakers and a Loom themed Guitar Hero controller. She’s very talented and I really hope she has an auction again! Matt would kill for that guitar.

Designer Olly Moss has combined his favourite games and my favourite collectable – Penguin covers! His Video Game Covers are clever and classy. Check out his other stuff too, I have his ‘Now Panic and Freak Out’ t-shirt from Threadless.

Do you have a small child that you’re just ACHING to desensitise to violence? The Left 4 Dead mobile is for you! Made by and for sale on Etsy, the mobile includes our heroic survivors and a bullet ridden Boomer. Also for sale is a Bioshock inspired one and even a Shadow of the Colossus mobile! There’s plenty of rad non-gaming ones too.

WANT

Sticking in Etsy for the moment, feel like getting creative? There’s a Spock Monkey pattern just begging to be bought and a Squid hat that needs a head to keep it upright! Or perhaps you lack honour and facial ridges, you filthy Peta’Q.

From the world of geeky mechanical creations Jalopnik, we have Dean Storey and his street legal Battlestar Galacti-car (see right). The guy builds and does maintenance on amusement park rides, got a bit bored and decided to make the world a considerably more awesome place.

And finally, something to get you all hyped up before bedtime (just don’t tell your mother it was me!).  Anyone for some Expendables?

With The Expendables trailer now online, it’s finally happened. The end times are upon us! Sly Stallone, Bruce Willis and The Governator are in an action movie together (for what looks like maybe 10 minutes). Bringing up the rear is Jason Statham (worlds best new action star!), Jet Li (last man to kiss Aaliya on screen!), Mickey Rourke (he loves his dogs!), Dolph Lundgren (he scares me!) and Steve Austin (hey, it’s that wrestling guy!). Seriously, all this needed was Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson, but it looks rad to me. KABOOM YEAH!

Got something rad you want people to read about? Did you see something awesome lately? Are you raving lunatic? Then let me know! Hit me up on twitter (either on @ACDiplomat or to get to me directly, try @xutraa)

OK, I'll admit it, I came

Hot off the LucasArts Twitter feed today, most likely in conjunction with some variety of GDC announcement, comes the news that The Secret of Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge will be undergoing the Special Edition treatment that we all drooled over previously.  There ain’t much to it, but here’s the word for word:

Oh yeah, another thing: LeChucks Revenge: Special Edition is official! New puzzles, new enemies, new hair!

-LucasArtsGames, just forewarning my wallet

So that’s another $15 or so that I’ll be giving LucasArts unquestioningly.

But there’s something that has me confused.  Maybe it’s just a poor choice of wording, but this tweet would appear to suggest that new puzzle elements are going to be included into the game, something I don’t think I’d be so keen on.  Part of the beauty of the original Monkey Islnds: Special Edition was that it was a straight port, preserving the original game for a newer generation.

They’ve also posted up a (somewhat blurry) photo of the game’s new cover art, feel free to ogle.  I guess we can all feel assured that in that photo we can clearly spy a (somewhat blurry) beard on Guybrush.

Update: LucasArts have also opened the game’s official website, which sports some great looking in-game screenshots.

Also also, apparently I’m not the only person to start bitching and moaning raising genuine concern about the “new puzzles” phrase.  Since the announcement above they’ve fielded a flurry of questions and decided to put all of us at ease:

[New puzzles?] … not new for Monkey 2, I just know how all of you reacted to the first Special Editons Hair

Good to hear, because any change to Monkey Island 2 would be like callously beating my childhood with a frozen cactus.

… Metaphorically I mean.

… Probably.

LeChuck looks like he dropped a triple word score

Waking up after being buried alive in a coffin is certainly one of those iconic nightmares that can make even capsule hotel guests shiver with claustrophobic disgust.  The very idea is enough to trigger a one-inch punch training montage in most people.

Spare a thought then for poor Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate, because this is exactly where you’ll begin Rise of the Pirate God, the final episode in Telltale Games’ Tales of Monkey Island.  It’s a little unsettling for long-term Guybrush fans, as up until his betrayal at the hands of LeChuck (again), he’s always had something of an unkillable complex.  And sure enough, true to form, you’ll soon discover that just because he’s been stabbed through the heart is no reason he can’t make his way back to the land of the living.

Pirate afterlife isn’t so bad.  There’s a treasure under every X, and you’re free to fight and steal to your heart’s content.  Guybrush, however, can only concentrate of Elaine.  So after a little exploration, meeting up with some old friends and making some new ones, you’ll discover that making your way back from the land of the dead isn’t as hard as it might sound.  After all, LeChuck treats the place a revolving door.  So after a little voodoo that you do (that you do do so well), Guybrush manages to tear a hole in the Crossroads that allows his ghost passage back into the land of the living.

Unfortunately, the newly ripped portal delivers LeChuck everything he’s ever wanted on a silver platter, as he can now use Esponge Grande to draw voodoo straight out of the afterlife.  Sponge thoroughly wedged, LeChuck gains almost infinite power, and so begins his rule as the Pirate God.  And an undead Guybrush is the last obstacle between LeChuck and world domination.

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Yes, Guybrush DOES get executed this episode

Colour me suitably impressed (which I believe is somewhere around a lush olive green). Avid readers may have noticed that for all the previous episodes of Telltale’s Tales of Monkey Island, I’ve been slightly thrown off by the erratic puzzles vs. plot scale. Previous episodes in the series have had a difficult time managing to hit the sweet spot that allows puzzles to be both plot driven and challenging at the same time. Make something too plot driven and it becomes too easy, as a puzzle’s possible outcomes dwindle and characters start bludgeoning you with obvious verbal “signposts” for the solution. Make a puzzle too random, and you’ll have your audience tearing out their hair and flocking to a walkthrough.

Which is why, to my great delight, I’m impressed to find out that The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood consistently delivers just the right level of difficulty to puzzles that actively move the storyline along.

After being knocked out and returned to Flotsam Island by Morgan LeFlay, Guybrush is summarily arrested by the Pirate Court before he is able to be handed over for disection by the Marquis DeSinge. His elation at escaping certain death is short lived, however, when he discovers that failing to defend himself against a series of nautical accusations will also result in certain death.

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Now with character closure!

Knights of the Old Republic II was a deeply flawed game. Legend has it the developers were pushed to release the game in time for the holiday season and as a result giant chunks of plot, missions, even entire worlds were left out of the game and it was riddled with bugs.

I played (or should that be suffered?) through the original version once, sent Matt a text immediately afterwards saying “OMFG worst ending EVAR!”, then uninstalled the game and tried never to think about it again. Little did I know, however, that others reached the end and instead of sending derisive text messages they decided they could improve the game. Now there are dozens of third party mods and patches for the game which do everything from improving its graphics to resurrecting missions that were cut from the original to … uh … making the characters wear less clothes. Bless you, shut in programmers!

The most complete effort to date has just been released in beta format – the TSL Restored Content Mod v1.4. Snappy title, huh? It won’t litter the game with n00dz and it won’t make your lightsaber any bigger, but what it will attempt to do is restore all the bits of plot that were cut from the original game.

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Before you ask, no, it's not a child's retelling of Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds"

Well I hope you’re happy, LucasArts.  You’ve managed to make me love a game that simultaneously depresses me!

Lucidity is a side-scrolling puzzle game, where players must guide a small girl named Sofi through a series of dreams.  What will immediately grab you about the game is it’s style.  The best way I can describe it would be to say that the characters and levels are constructed much like a paper collage, using a blend of different colour and textured materials.  It’s kind of difficult to describe, but if you take a look at a few screenshots you’ll see what I mean.  This, along with the game’s painfully sweet soundtrack, creates a definite artistic tone, which tells you that you’re once again in “thinking game” territory.

Actually you could probably consider Lucidity to be amongst the same calibre of game as Braid.  While the puzzles aren’t exactly on the same level, the two games both use a pronounced artistic style and slowly revealing plot to engage the player.  In Lucidity‘s case, the game makes use of the innocence of childhood to tackle larger and darker ideas.  As Sofi progresses through her dream, the plot bookends each level.  A stage begins with a page of Sofi’s diary, where each level we’re told a little more about the girl herself.  Then when she reaches the end of a stage, she recieves postcards from her Nana, who delights in her childlike curiosity and sense of adventure.

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Exasperated query: Can I finally have my mission now?

Remember those good times back in 2005 when you were playing through Knights Of The Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords?  Remember how you thought the game was really well made, had a compelling plot and interesting party mechanics?  Then remember how the game all went to shit because it had a forced ending that tied up nothing at all and gave you a four second light side/dark side cut scene?

KotOR 2‘s development team, Obsidian, had basically been pressured into a rushed release for the Christmas period and because of this, by the time you reached it’s conclusion, there were gaping plot holes and a load of missing character development.

Well four years later, you might actually be able to play through sections of the game the way they were originally intended.  This is all thanks to the efforts of a couple of modders by the names of Zbyl2 and DarthStoney who’ve made it their business to restore the game’s cut content.  Among the elements removed from the game was practically the entirety of HK-47′s story arc, which you could never get enough influence to investigate through the regular course of the game.

The mod has now entered open beta status for everyone to poke and prod at.  The Deadly Stream forums contain everything you need to know about installing the patch and mod.  For obvious reasons, this will only mod the PC version of the game, so all you poor chumps who played it on Xbox like I did may have to buy another copy of the game if you want to try it out.

If you want to see some of what’s waiting for you, you can check out the trailers on YouTube.  I’ll probably get my brother to check this out for me, since not only does he own the PC version, but he recently played through the game for the first time too.  It’s far easier to heal a freah wound, after all.  I look forward to hearing the results, we may very well have to do a write-up for it.

Cheers for the heads up, Eurogamer!

I suppose there are worse ways to travel

It’s a new month, and a new installment of Tales Of Monkey Island! The last episode, The Siege of Spinner Cay, ended with Guybrush being swallowed whole by a giant manatee. So it won’t surprise you to find out that you’ll be spending most of the new episode, Lair of the Leviathan, attempting to find your way out.

The hunt for Esponge Grande is not without it’s twists and turns, it would seem.  Conveniently swallowed by the manatee is adventurer and explorer Coronado De Cava, who is also hunting the voodoo soaking sponge, even if only to offer it as a surprise present for the Voodoo Lady.  After Guybrush gives De Cava the locket the Voodoo Lady entrusted to him, De Cava automatically assumes he has romantic competition.  Realising he needs De Cava’s help, Guybrush is forced to pretend Morgan LeFlay is his wife to allay suspicion.  After a little familiarisation session (held while dangling in cages over the cavernous entrance to the manatee’s stomach) De Cava accepts Guybrush isn’t interested in the Voodoo Lady and agrees to help him.  The sponge itself is hidden at the Sacred Manatee Breeding Grounds, where the manatee Guybrush has been swallowed by is headed.  However the manatee has lost it’s way after having it’s cochlea stolen, so not only does Guybrush have to find a way out of the manatee, he also has to fix it first.

Sounds logical, doesn’t it?

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Ahh for simpler days...

Today’s the big day, folks, time to get your next dose of Tales of Monkey Island.  The new chapter, Lair of the Leviathan, is now available to download through the Telltale Games website.

I’m looking forward to catching up and seeing what Murray’s been up to, and we’ll have a review up and ready to go within the week!

If you’d like to check out what we thought of the previous chapters, you can chould out our Launch of the Screaming Narwhal review here, and Siege of Spinner Cay review here.  Here’s hoping they’ve bumped up the length and difficulty a smidge this installment.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve a manatee’s stomach to escape!